Rondell White stole our hearts in the first set of Round One of the Rookie Card Playoffs with his flirtatious gaze while Greg Maddux wooed us with his sultry porn 'stache in the second.The veteran Mad Dog dominated the competition with 63% of the votes, crushing Pedro Martinez, who gained only 19% in front of Carlos Delgado, Randy Johnson and Derrek Lee, who didn't even manage 10%.
Since we believe in second chances around here, we've decided to give Barry Bonds another one in this third set of Round One - the (Alleged) Juicer Round.
So, check out these current players' cards and pick your favorite. Again, you can base your favoritism on absolutely anything... like the presence of backne or (alleged) roid rage. As always, you can vote either here or over at our Playoff co-host Ian's blog, SOX & Dawgs.
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9 comments:
god I hate Giambi...
Sammy Sosa has really let himself go.
I, Stu, think Giambi's "before" card looks exactly like Billy Corgan in a baseball uniform.
Also, as I, Stu, mentioned at Rand's place, South Hills High School in West Covina, CA has a lot to answer for: both Giambis, Cory Lidle, and Tommy Lee. Must be by the Hellmouth.
...and that is why I, Sooze, adore you, Stu.
jeez, i don't know why you all can't give poor giambi a break. it's obvious he's just been eating small children as in-between-meal snacks for the past 16 years.
on a side note, i'd never seen jason's freshman picture, and wow, do i not feel guilty about catcalling him with "juicer" at the games anymore.
Giambi always looks like he is "smelling the fart".
Guess 'roids give you bad gas??
On a side note, speaking of juicers, I get to go heckle Bonds in Milwaukee in July. We will have awesome seats so that I can call him a cheater and an asshole up close and personal. My dad is so proud of me.
OH MY GOD it IS Billy Corgan!
The vote has to go to Giambi here. I mean, without question -- the before and after is so striking.
He'll be doing steroid infomercials in no time.
Giambi's a punk juicer, Give Sammy a break, the before pic is almost 20 years old, Pudge is as good as ever, but Varitek is still the man!
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