The most overpaid player in the history of sports has embarked on a new career: Children's book author.
Alex Rodriguez penned "Out of the Ballpark," which hit your local Barnes and Noble yesterday.
"Out of the Ballpark" is about a boy named Alex who's baseball team has made the playoffs. Alex ends up botching a key play during a game, and putting far more pressure on himself. Except he continues to play awful. This should ring a bell for fans of the Bronx Bums.
So now, grieving adult Yankee fans of the world, can tuck in their kids, and read them a story about how its OK to suck at your job, as long as you're making $25 million dollars a year.
[New York Daily News]
4 comments:
First, it was Little T Learns to Share, now it's Little A-Rod Learns to Choke in the Postseason...
What's next. Little Derek Learns How to Lose Hot Women Daily?
How about "Little Jason Learns to Just Say No"
I love the headline
I have a strong feeling that he will give us more than enough content for us bloggers to opine on.
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