Chickens Make John Kruk Hungry

This baseball season, Denny’s is teaming up with ESPN to sponsor Wednesday Night Baseball’s K Zone and Value Player features, and the Touch 'Em All and Grand Slam Moment elements during Baseball Tonight. As part of Denny’s commitment to baseball, The Chickens Show interviews Celebrity All-Star Softball skipper John Kruk.

That was awesome.

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Alright Dude, Let's Get Wasted!

I was reminded of this video today, so I just had to share it with those of you who may not have seen it yet. God bless John Kruk's cartoon mullet.

For the rest, check out the Adult Swim site.

On a Lighter Note: John Kruk in Cartoon Form

I'm sure most of you have seen this ATHF episode by now, but it's hilarious and always good for a replay. Philly's favorite legendary mullet makes his first appearance at the 4:02 mark. Click on the picture of John Kruk to watch the video on [adult swim].

Under The Bleachers

We caught up with John Kruk's hair this afternoon to find out what the hell happened to it.

Lizzy: Hi.... hair.

John Kruk's Hair: Helloooooo ladies.

Sooze: Would you please enlighten us as to why you've grown so unmanageable?

John Kruk's Hair: It all started when Orel Hershiser's hair and I were hanging out on the set. We were reminiscing about Eric Byrnes' hairstyle he was sporting during his appearance on Baseball Tonight during last season's playoffs.

Lizzy: Of course.

John Kruk's Hair: We were talking about how fun it would be to grow long and luxurious before going completely bald.

Sooze: You do realize how ridiculous you look, right? I mean, it's rather distracting. Viewers have a hard enough time taking whatever comes out of John Kruk's mouth seriously without -

John Kruk's Hair: Oh, his mouth is a different story. I have no control over that bastard. When the mouth and brain get together, it's totally out of control. Especially around lunch time. And dinner. And breakfast and...

Lizzy: We get the idea.

Sooze: So, the whole gelled-mullet thing is in nowadays? Cause I wasn't aware.

John Kruk's Hair: No, but Orel's 'do and I feel it's making a comeback!

Lizzy: Highly unlikely, but we'll make a note of it.

Sooze: That's all the time we have left for today. Thanks for your time, Mr. Hair. You're truly bold and unpredictable.

John Kruk's Hair: I do my best to offend.

[Photo of Kruk's hair courtesy of The Sports Hernia] | [Photo of Byrnes' hair courtesy of Can't Stop The Bleeding]