Say What?

"He’s got beady little eyes, and a constant need to shave." [The Extrapolater]

"Ah, the 1980s. We were young, carefree, and all we cared about was baseball (and baseball cards)." [RandBall]

"Sure, it’s the right idea, but it’ll never happen, and it won’t fix anything or make it better." [Signal To Noise]

"Pretty much anyone over the Cubs, actually." [With Leather]

"Hey big tits! Get off of my military presst machine, the missionary breast machine is over there." [The Dugout]

"The only requirement is that a candidate be listed on the official Baseball Hall of Fame ballot and receive zero votes." [One More Dying Quail]

"If Interleague Play was college football bowl season, would this constitute 'The Toilet Bowl?'" [Our Book of Scrap]

"Yes, that's right. He is actually having a rib taken out of his body." [MLB Fanhouse]

Last but certainly not least, the video of Jerry Remy being an air-guitar hero [SOX & Dawgs]